62.5% isn't so bad...

So according to the only opinion I seem to be considering at the moment, there are several features the "perfect" man should have. I'm just now wondering how I fit into the equation. Am I perfect? We shall soon find out.

The qualities making up this particular recipe for the ideal man, in no particular order, are as follows:

1. The Perfect Man is Tall. This one I think I have covered, if "tall" means "noticeably taller than me" in the eyes of the surveyee. Granted, 6'1" is not really super tall these days, and the other night at Panini's--I mean McPharty's--there were 2 guys in front of me in the bar line who had to have a combined height of at least 13-1/2 feet. Now that's tall. But I think I qualify, nonetheless. Score: 8/10

2. The Perfect Man is Blonde. I claim to be blonde in much the same way I claim to be good at poker. There was one time several years ago when I played poker in the Scholars house and actually came away with more money than I went with. Mind you, this was just one time--it never happened before, and hasn't since. Likewise, there was one time a few more years ago when I was blonde for a short length of time. It never happened prior, and, I'm sorry to report, probably won't happen again. If you don't believe me, look here. Score: 1/10

3. The Perfect Man has Blue Eyes. Need I say more? Score: 10/10

4. The Perfect Man is Muscular. I don't know if I'll necessarily claim to be muscular. Athletic, maybe. Somewhere under all the muscle atrophy and apathy there's an athlete. And every now and then, he shows himself. And I'm sort of strong. Just not ostensibly so, most of the time. (Did you get your tickets to the *gun show*? I got nothin'.) So I guess I'm about average here. Score: 6/10

So on this particular Perfect Man scale, I appear to be weighing-in at about a 25/40. Not overly impressive, but there's room to grow, which has to count for something, doesn't it?

I'm sure there are more qualifications and stipulations to the Perfect Man test, but as of right now, I'll go with what I have for now.

So, did you get that, ladies?

I'm 62.5% Perfect!